There’s only one thing that would cause more controversy in Italy than VAR, and it’s another three letter anagram: PSL
It takes very little to make Italians argue, even less for them to say, “it’s not an argument but a simple disagreement.” You’d think Italians were suffering from communal hearing loss during said disagreements - alas they’re not.
Over the years, I’ve seen it all. From the man complaining about a neighbour's horny dog, to an old lady who wasn’t “allowed to simply garrot a fox and hang its body from the fence line” after it had “killed her babies.” The “babies” were her chickens.
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